Monday, June 25, 2007

Oxymorons, Redundancies & Non Sequiturs

Oxymorons

Country Music
Constructive Criticism
Normal Family
Victimless Crime
Rational Atheist
Business Ethics
Ungrateful Christian
White Witchcraft
Harmless Heresy
Gay Marriage
Federal Reserve
Scientific Evolution
Efficient Government
Native American – think about this one – someone else “named” them Americans…
Carnal Christian
Moral Ambivalence
Found Missing
Competing Churches
Human Achievement

“Mono-Oxymorons”
Abbreviation
Phonetic

Redundancies
Worldly Desires
Destructive Heresies
Sinful Man
Christian Evangelism
Sarcastic Teenager
Government Taxation
Ambitious Politician
Consensus of opinion
Finally in conclusion

Meaningless Phrases (detached from logic, reason, or reality)
Gun Free Zone
Government Surplus
Undocumented Worker
“We own the future”
Free with purchase…

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